So I'm dancing to something on the TV when there's a knock at the door. Don't know why, it was wide open. I dance towards the door and rap "watz uuup?" Based on the look on their faces, I was not as dressed as I thought I was. All I caught was ord... Thor? He was asleep in his corner. Alice uttered "door." Oh, "should I close my door?" Geese, if you don't like, don't look. About that time the fire truck drove by and gave me the shave and a haircut toot on the air horn. I waved. My guests were still in shock at the door, I told them it's a dollar to look, lap dances are 10. Either start throwing some money or leave. They left a magazine on the porch, it was watch a tower or something like that. Thor nuked it before I could make it all out. Alice uttered, door, again. The fire truck returned and dumped a bucket of water on the ashes (high fire danger). They wished me happy birthday and went on to their fire. I locked up and went to bed.