How To Manly Bring the Groceries Into the House
by JJ on May.30, 2013,under Julian
Okay. I stopped by the store, got milk, eggs and hamburger. Drove through McDonald and treated myself to an Egg McMuffin, with a Root Beer.
Going into my house requires I close the car door, open the door on the detached garage, unlock the first door to the house, unlock the 2nd door, turn off the alarm, open the third door and put my groceries on the counter.
In preparation I loaded the milk, the beef and the eggs; and my car keys into my left hand. I grabbed the McDonald's and soda in my right hand. I got out of the garage safely, got through the first door okay. I set the soda down and went to get the keys off my left finger. They fell into the bag. NBD, I see them laying on top of whatever, all I have to do is open the bag a little and grab the keys. The eggs bought it!
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