They did not have my favorite Fajitas meat, so I got some Stir Fry strips and Fajitas mix. I'm reading the directions when Thor wanders by at stops, looking over my shoulder. I do what any father would do and start reading to my youngin. So off I read, "Chop up an onion and drown one pound of ground beef." I head for the sink and about the same I realize what I just read to Thor; we make eye contact and he starts laughing so hard he falls through the floor. I manage to not fall though through the floor but I'm laughing so hard I can barely stand up.