Well, now I am officially 56. In the last couple of weeks, a car wiped out a electrical pole: The result has been fridge full of food that had to be tossed; a UPS that has to be repaired; my audio receiver has to be repaired; and for bonus - my car made a clicking noise and the check engine light came on and has stayed on.

So at the beginning of my 56th year here on earth, with my Bible in one hand and Thor on my shoulder, with a lit flame thrower, I offer the following: Let's do this!